Phobias and fears

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http://www.fearofstuff.com/humans/fear-of-hands/

I never knew there were so many phobias

I am afraid to touch any man’s bottom
For if my hands are there,someone may spot’em.
So I tousle their hair
Whenever I dare.
Trouble is,there’s such an awful lot of’em.

Whenever a bald man goes by
I try not to glare at his eye.
For I can’t fluff up his hair
As his head is so bare…
Although he might like me to try.

2 thoughts on “Phobias and fears

    1. I was aware of claustrophobia and agoraphobia but there are dozens of things… needles being fairly clearly dangerous or causing pain if you stuck one into your finger…I like one which is fear of ventriloquists dummies…. how about a phobia re politicians?
      I used to fear cars in case I didn’t know how to open the door and would look stupid!We never had one at home… it’s being trapped I think which frightens me…After I have the surgery I’d like to do more real drawing and painting…all being well I should soon be recovering..:)xx

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