A complete wombshell to all

He had such a good session,it was enough to make a even a Freudian skip.
Her sudden marriage was a complete wombshell to us all… except the babe.
Have you never said something you meant?
He hit the dog with his Freudian whip..
She’s having a hip replacement… so Freud might wonder, what about her penis envy? Why stop at a hip when you can go the whole flog?
You may   leperously need to be analysed when you have had dreams of whorey ghosts knitting…
Do they smoke and say,”Spook, no hands?”