He had such a good session,it was enough to make a even a Freudian skip.
Her sudden marriage was a complete wombshell to us all… except the babe.
Have you never said something you meant?
He hit the dog with his Freudian whip..
She’s having a hip replacement… so Freud might wonder, what about her penis envy? Why stop at a hip when you can go the whole flog?
You may   leperously need to be analysed when you have had dreams of whorey ghosts knitting…
Do they smoke and say,”Spook, no hands?”

• When yet another lover flees my bed
  and leaves me cold and lonely in the night,
  I wonder if it’s unkind words I’ve said,
  Or is it that my eyes have lost their light?

  I lure them in with all my female arts.
  They feel I’m like a spider with a trap.
  to lure ,devour,digest my foolish guests,
  They think there should be warnings on the map,

  But some who find me feel they have been blessed.
  I give them my attention and desire
  I give them gentle care and sing sweet songs.
  I give them comfort like a winter fire

  Oh,come back ,sweet one,don’t desert me yet,
  The clothes I washed for you are still quite wet.