I came home and told my mother I had done well in the end of term reports
Top class in obstinacy.
An alpha double plus in sulking.
And a prize for being the most introverted pupil since records began in 1066
So she said You’d better be a writer.Telling lies like that will be an asset…
I said,they are not lies,mother.They are judgments.
So she said,how about doing law?
Law,I said,I need creativity…
So she said,chance would be a fine thing.BTW How did you do in maths?
I’m not doing maths,mother.
She said,so why are you reading,Algebraic Topology for Dummies.
I said,Is that maths?
So she said,you tell me..what else could it be?
Poetry,I cried…
So she said,Well you could have fooled me…..where are the rhymes,the meter and the verses..
I told her,poetry is an attitude of mind…..
And she said she did mind and made me cook the tea..I never knew before that you didn’t just brew it.. so we had tea sandwiches and lice cream and then read Hobson’s Voice.What fun it was being an adolescent.Why if I’d known suicide existed I’d have plunged right in,if you see what I keen



