A few oddities

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Do you often change your sheets in the middle of a sentence?

Does the knight jar you/

Why is sympathy so rare?

Let them eat  les croissants de ma fante

She’s as easy  to hug as  it would be kissing a bee on my crowned head

Why are we deflating?

Life’s not easy when I  see ghosts smoking without ashtrays
I feel uneasy as  your pie made me queasy.
Poisoned by gum.Cured by order
Beat lead. Buy a  fountain pen today.Qouink!
He seems like a broomstick at a wedding for witches
Shall we beat  the cat?She can’t run for long so I imagine so
It’s  a  treat  to  see your  feet in your mouth
Why not eat your own dog’s food and leave mine for me.It’s all I have since the cat  ?died.
Eight hundred men caught one gorilla which took a bus into town..Now he’s been given a free Mass in the cathedral.Sorry  a Free Bus Pass ex cathedra
Why have you no elephant in your room? Are you indeed?
Are you on  an imaginative roller coaster? Join our club for the highly imaginative person
Now you must empathize with the wrong willed yet able to get the country off my knees.I am worn down by the dichotomies or deuteronomies

Like my cats? They are watching you anyway!

YOU IS SO MUCH FUN,ME IS NOT SO DONE

I say, an empty flattery battery.How discharming
The cat ate my enchillado so I shall eat its mice on rice fried dinner…..take that!Sweet revenge
I said re your novel, Send over the end,not,Go round the bend!How can you work that way.. it’s real neat,you play.By the way,who aren’t you?
These friendless words are neglected so I shall eat them.Or shall I swallow the whole dictionary? Should i shred it first..I’ll be absolutely fed up with  my studies soom
The agenda   fructifies  my daydreams into real works of art.. or cunning at worst.
Even a wild tomato finds a beefburger and fries good once in a while.And we are not so wild,are we?

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