| Do you often change your sheets in the middle of a sentence?
Does the knight jar you/ Why is sympathy so rare? Let them eat les croissants de ma fante She’s as easy to hug as it would be kissing a bee on my crowned head Why are we deflating? |
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| Life’s not easy when I see ghosts smoking without ashtrays | |||||
| I feel uneasy as your pie made me queasy. | |||||
| Poisoned by gum.Cured by order | |||||
| Beat lead. Buy a fountain pen today.Qouink! | |||||
| He seems like a broomstick at a wedding for witches | |||||
| Shall we beat the cat?She can’t run for long so I imagine so | |||||
| It’s a treat to see your feet in your mouth | |||||
| Why not eat your own dog’s food and leave mine for me.It’s all I have since the cat ?died. | |||||
| Eight hundred men caught one gorilla which took a bus into town..Now he’s been given a free Mass in the cathedral.Sorry a Free Bus Pass ex cathedra | |||||
| Why have you no elephant in your room? Are you indeed? | |||||
| Are you on an imaginative roller coaster? Join our club for the highly imaginative person | |||||
| Now you must empathize with the wrong willed yet able to get the country off my knees.I am worn down by the dichotomies or deuteronomies
Like my cats? They are watching you anyway! |
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| I say, an empty flattery battery.How discharming | |||||
| The cat ate my enchillado so I shall eat its mice on rice fried dinner…..take that!Sweet revenge | |||||
| I said re your novel, Send over the end,not,Go round the bend!How can you work that way.. it’s real neat,you play.By the way,who aren’t you? | |||||
| These friendless words are neglected so I shall eat them.Or shall I swallow the whole dictionary? Should i shred it first..I’ll be absolutely fed up with my studies soom | |||||
| The agenda fructifies my daydreams into real works of art.. or cunning at worst. | |||||
| Even a wild tomato finds a beefburger and fries good once in a while.And we are not so wild,are we? |
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Thanks so much,Janet, for your inspiration
Another glorious image – keep them coming:)xxx