I found a good quote;
He who wants milk should not sit himself in the middle of a pasture waiting for a cow to back up to him. (Anonymous)
Ann Brenoff: Restraint Is A Virtue I’m Working On It.
I was thinking how we are often told we don’t work hard enough,we procrastinate and should have worked ourselves into the ground.
On the other hand how often are we told to be more restrained?If anything we’ve been told letting out our anger,rage,irritation is good for us or makes us feel better[what about the other?]
But now we learn expressing anger makes us more angry.Counting to ten or fifty is better.
Also,it’s bad for us to exaggerate our feelings..maybe to make a good story for our friend
Restraint is also known as temperance [nothing to do with alcohol].
I suppose like the weather moderate is safer.We can’t control the weather but we can bite our lips
Sometimes I feel there are no grown ups anymore!
There is no doubt we all do this reading between the lines…sometimes consciously,sometimes unwittingly.We attempt to fill in gaps in our knowledge.There are a few problems.One is in cultural differences which may affect us here on the web.We come from very different societies and the meanings of certain words and attitudes does vary considerably;
And another factor is our own desires which we are not always aware of.We may then interpret someone’s words in a way which fits with our desire or interpret someone using bad language to signify that they do not respect us.If the Soaps are an indication it seems in much of Britain every other word has just four letters. which to me shows poverty of feelings and language… but it means many people are not offended by them…But many still are.
So wishful thinking,ignorance,wanting to believe something,,,,,..cultural ignorance.. all these may make communication difficult.Perhaps we should not read too much between the lines at the beginning of a friendship…and be wary of imputing desires to another when they seem to offer what we are hoping for.
It’s a bit like the way here nearly everyone puts “love” or “xxxxx” at the end of a letter or email… so that in reality it means almost nothing at all;Words become meaningless through overuse and we will have to judge in other ways what a person feels for us..
Some people are more prone to seeing patterns or meanings in things which can be creative but it can also lead to paranoia in the insecure or lonely individual who has become the center of a huge important plot.When I was ill as a child I remember seeing faces leering at me from the wallpaper and the oil heater hissed menacingly,,, it was the fever but I was afraid…We need friends to tell us if our interpretations seem sensible and to comfort us when we are low.. and we need to be wary of assuming too much especially when we come from different cultures
I shall stray for you daily.
Never finish before you sleep; do it on the job.
I shall mate patiently in this dull room.
Please write your answers down with the winks provided.no pens allowed in the exam hall.Use your head
In case you sigh in the theatre, please give the nurse your menu choices prior to the exasperation.
We pray and mail every witch away.
Our Father’s witch in eleven,colored be the rhyme
Why do we say Embrace before meals: it was an error of Cockney slang,,
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By: Rebecca Taylor
The writing world is often scary. Like the globe, it stretches far and wide and there are many paths and avenues we can follow. For example, should we make writing our careers or should we choose a career that is a bit more certain. I opted for the latter option, based on sound advice years ago. This doesn’t mean, I don’t still write as you can see because you’re reading this. Despite the fact that it is scary and exhilarating, often all at the same time, why should we write?
1. I think it’s in our blood. If we’re meant to do something we will, for me, writing is one of those things, it is therapeutic, it is good entertainment – I can spend lots of time doing it without spending much money.
2. We have something to say, and we need to say it…
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I asked him to explain how light waves..
And why Plato lived in a cave
Fertummelt,he cried
I’m perplexed,besides.
You’ll soon have me digging your grave
My husband is feeling ferdrayt.
He has been angered by his overlong wait.
The doctor’s fercockt
The lavatory got blocked
No wonder we’re both in this state.
My friend said,why was I farpitzs,
As if I took tea at the Ritz.
I cried,What’s it to you
If I do what I do…
You are driving me out of my wits
FERCOCKT: All fucked up.
FERDRAYT: Dizzy, confused.
FARPITZS: All dressed up.
FERMISHT: All shook up, as in an acute disturbance.
FERSHLUGINA: Beaten up, messed up, no good.
FERSHTAY?: Do you understand.
FERSHTINKINER: A stinker, a louse.
FERTUMMELT: Befuddled, confused.
I knit the rhythmic pattern of my day,
the complex stitches make me sure to err
and yet I have no fear for on this way
I knit or unknit with my calm and care.
With warp and weft both in their rightful place
with right and wrong accepted and allowed
I knit quite slowly,saying no to haste.
I worship with my truth and am not cowed.
As I go back to fix a stitch which is not right
No longer do I castigate myself..
For in a flash I saw as if in light
That to and fro are both a part of health.
For now I know we all at times must fail
Such is the truth of our life’s measured tale


since i lost you i have lost
maybe i need better boundaries
closed doors
and windows
the wood pigeon was so strong its agitation rocked the front door like a thundergod
like you,it did not realise
there are easier ways to leave
than smashing through glass
leaving shards to pierce my heart
not to mention my feet
become a better leaver
have mercy on those other lovers
for charm wears thin but courtesy is everlasting
like love itself

copyright
Thank you for your words and letters
Thank you for the joy you gave.
Thank you for your fun and humor.
Thank you the gift of love.
Thank you for imagination.
Thank you for your unique view.
Thank you for your craft and labour
Thank you for just being you.
Thank you,thank you,thank you,thank
These are words that we all say.
Thank you,thank you,thank you thank.
May love and joy be yours this day
.I have never studied photography and got into by accident.This was a photo taken in sunshine which gave deep shadows..I use software to manipulate the colors. To me,there is something holy about the human body which is manifested in this image.That is why I chose the title I did… there;s a great poignancy and feeling of th holiness of being and of life itself…The original photo was not as interesting but in these colors it becomes quite different and mysterious.
I am descended from the Vikings who conquered Northern Britain… before you attack me,remember we are God’s frozen people.We have no manuscripts as we were all thick as planks and had no pens or ink… but we did see a lot of burning bushes… we had set fire to them ! And we did hear a voice,calling.
Let my people hoe..
He meant us.So we invented growing vegetables and hoes for hours but we never heard his voice again… but we live in hoe-p!
Of course we are no longer frozen with our heating etc.. maybe that’s the problem
0.Do you have a blog?What about? Why?
1.The weather [in UK]
2.Health problems…. or possible ones.
3.The government and their folly
4,Your clothes
5 Recipes.
6.Light novels you have read.
7 Stuff from the newspaper
8.TV if you can get to yourself to watch it.
9.Your car or bicycle or your feet.
10 Your new camera/computer/i pad/u pad/her pad/ur pad/z pad.
11,interior decor.
12.Money..the recession and price of food.
13 Religion
14.Atheism
15 Indifference
16 Is depression an epidemic? Do you worry too much.Or talk too much.
17 Are your boundaries strong enough? Armed or irrritable?
18 your sex life or somebody else’s or the lack of
19,Is pornography responsible for crime?
20 Crime.
21 The police
22 The riots.
23 The strike planned by teachers
24 14/12/14
25 Xmas
26 Baking.
27 Xmas presents
28.Family problems.Madness,joy,humor
29 People who don’t speak to you or vice versa
30 Pets

31 Breadmakers.
32.Pop stars
33 Schools.
34 Newspaper.
35 Disabled people’s benefits being cut back.
36.Should you buy an Amazon Fire?
37 Are women too like men now?How?
38.Do you think life was better in the past?Which era?
39.Do you use a table cloth.
40.Do you wear a nightie or pyjamas or a night shirt or your underwear in bed and if so why have you picked that one?
41 Should people wear old clothes at home and only dress nicely if going out?
42 Why do so many people wear jeans?
43.Is tencel better than denim for jeans.
44.Should fat people dress to look thinner or dress how they please?Sent to Siberia
45.Why David Cameron has no expression on his face… even now!
46 A and E closures.
47 Chemotherapy.. when fo you begin?.
48 Best hairdresser…..
49 Makeup…?should men wear it
50.Doctors
Not having been in places where I might see these clothes I have understood Iran’s problems… where would it end if their women dressed like we do.I am afraid I am very practical and dress for warmth,comfort and colour… besides with my figure I might frighten a donkey especially in the dress.They do say a little black dress is always useful… but this one barely qualifies… might make a good duster!
http://www.al-monitor.com/pulse/originals/2014/06/iran-parliament-debates-womens-leggings.html#
I like this outfit.. very chic and colourful.Yes,nice
It’s obvious which look alright.. indeed very attractive.
When could one wear the others
1. Going to buy fruit in the market.
2.Going to school.
3.To a party.
4.Going to a wedding.
Muslim ladies wear trousers for coverage but the parliament in Iran has just realised trousers/leggings can be more revealing then dresses and skirt unless we wear a tunic dress on top.
5.working in a house of ill repute or brothel.
6.Auditioning for King Lear or Macbeth.
7 House cleaning.
8 Giving a lecture on topology.
9.Going ice skating.
10 Entertaining at home.
11 Frightening men off.
12 Visiting a match makers bureau.
A stunning design a la Nigella with extra spice.This is power dressing if you have the right figure… not that his Lordship would mind even if I did wear it at my current large size… it might serve as a vest or camisole under my other clothes…
Even Mary and Annie would not go out in this.. and Emile will wonder why the lady in it has not enough cash to buy a proper dress…
Not to be worn at a Wedding or Baptism but ok for shopping in Lidl’s.I myself would not be seen dead in it in case it frightened the Vicar.
Don’t wear this if you work in an office… nor in the street trimming the hedge.
There are some very odd clothes being advertised….Make your own by sewing a few dusters together.

My mother was a lady of skilful wealth
She used to shop in Harrod’s,right from the shelf
She stole China tea as it’s good for the health
Mother had a most peculiar sense of self.
She liked to study the far stars and moon,
So many dark nights were spent in gloom
Yet for her husband it was a sort of boon,
As her presence spread a feeling of deepest doom.
She ran away one day with cunning stealth
Society blamed her diminished sense of self
She’d met a young man whom she called Ralph.
Who gave her many children of whom I’m the twelfth.
So,remember, the moral of my tale is none.
Love thy neighbours,then choose one.
He’ll give you some daughters and some sons
Hence providing happiness for everyone.
If you feel glum read this now.:)
Humour for the weekend:
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No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between “complete” and “finished.” However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, and attended by some of the best linguistics in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese was the clever winner.
His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between “complete” and “finished.” Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.
His response was:
When you marry the right woman, you are “complete.” If you marry the wrong woman, you are “finished.” And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are “completely finished.”
His answer received a five minute standing ovation.
Every garden has a song,
a song beyond all words.
sit in silence there to hear
cheeps from distant birds.
Every garden has its silence,
special to that place
stand beneath the maple tree,
gaze up the crown’s wide space.
Every garden’s part of all,
linked through heart of earth
stand in one, you ‘re inside all,
your spirit takes new birth,
Every garden can’t but sing,
green has such great charm,
finds lost Eden,long ago
And Eve fills Adam’s arms.
I can’t get married because I have an irritable boundary.
I also have newly mowed arthritis.
My eyes are cross mostly.
I have severe chronic metal fatigue.
I can’t spell eether.
Don’t propose rudeness as I have an irritable reaching after tact.
If I am engaged please go next door and make free with any one you fancy.
I have had panic ,manic and antibiotic attacks.
The doctor said I had new mown hay here ahaaaaa last week.Men!
My boundary is a of a new type… it’s armed and has a elastic aerodrome on a string.
If I go I won’t tell you.
I’ll just disappear one day.
Like when a cigarette ,which seemed so long,
suddenly has become smaller
and you never noticed it
because you were talking
about the meaning of life
while life was somewhere else
blown away with your smoke
into the sky
and then dispersed
never quite visible again
but still floating on the breeze
hoping to be caught
in a butterfly net
but unable to communicate
except by flying.
If I go it will not be today
but it will be an ordinary day
no one will realise
that it’s that day
that the bird flies
from her nest
to go to a new place
only seeing the deserted nest
he realises,
my bird has flown

Stan and Mary enjoyed their coffee.Emile,their pet cat, was somewhat over affected by the caffeine and began to tremble wildly.
What shall we do for him ? Mary asked Stan.
Well,we can’t ring 999 from here,surely? he replied plaintively.
Mary took off her silk scarf and wrapped Emile up in it.
There you are,that will calm you,she told the nervous cat in her soft voice
Next time we’ll get decaf for you.
Thank you,Emile mioawed.I liked it but it’s very strong.
Stan went inside to pay and found it was £3 per mug…making £9 in total.
Gosh,it’s expensive now,he grumbled.The waiter looked puzzled as he did not recall a time when a cup of tea was 6d and coffee 1 shilling..
Why,I am getting old and tetchy,Stan murmured to himself.
We don’t do it often.Mary said in a warm, kind and tender voice,something she had more or less permanently.
We enjoy a treat now and then…. and I’ve enjoyed watching people go by.Such a variety now from all over the world.
So did I ,thought Stan,especially the girl with leggings of about 20 denier and a very short top.He’d not seen so much of a woman’s private parts for ages.The fact that the leggings were light grey had made it even more of a thrill;even a sin,maybe,to a Catholic or Jansenist…
But can a man help it if he is excited by the sight and site of what was once reserved for marriage bed or the brothel.
No,a man cannot help it because we are all animals,we are all flesh and as such we have certain automatic reactions….And in any case even with long dresses on women still look alluring,perhaps more alluring.
Stan fell into a day dream were young ladies were walking about wearing short satin nightgowns and lace peignoirs of silk with gold embroidery….
Very nice! he shouted loudly.
What is very nice? Mary asked
Stan opened his eyes and found he was still outside the Cafe de la Fromage… where are we,he said.

Why we are here in Knittingham to get your shoes in Hotters.
What a funny name for a shoe shop,said Emile.
Is it because shoes make you hotter? I’d like some red shoes,myself.
I fear we can’t afford shoes for you Emile and you’d not be able to climb a tree then either.
I could have slippers for in the house,Emile whispered..
They set off and arrived in Hotters.
Yes,madam.What do you want,asked an elegant lady assistant.
Some slippers for the cat!
For the cat? Are you barking?
No,that’s a dog.
Emile had found some baby shoes and was trying them on.
Look ,he howled,and all the customers stared at him as he ran up and down the shop floor in them.
OK,said Mary,Two pairs please.
That will be £50,dearie.
Oh,I’ll pay with my debit card.
They left the shop and headed for the bus stop before Mary realised
They had forgotten to buy Stan’s shoes.

Stan didn’t really mind and it meant he could see more female bottoms again the net day.
Suppose men wore leggings,he mused.Would women like to see our private parts while shopping in Tesco’s or Lidl’s?
Time will tell… but ,it seems unlikely to happen here in the UK as men are more conservative ,though we do see men in bathing trunks walking down the road in summertime and alas,they are usually not the ones with the right shaped bodies not to mention that few of us want bare chests and other body parts pressing closely behind us in the queue to pay for our food and drink and other goods in the supermarket… and they are not very super nowadays.
See this and meditate
Thinking of you gaily,Annette.
Missing you like the cat’s claws.Peter.
Do not prebake me,oh,my darling.Joe
I shall forsake all mothers for you,John.
With all my tart,I shall feed you merrily.Mary.
I’ll never regret you,Pip.
Please deport me or let me flee.,Joe.
Your memory will just be a dessert for me,Lynne.
I always wanted a new bed rover,Jane.
What a mistress, what a swing.Jude.
With my body,i flee worship,Cate.
I never desired any lover less than you.It was hard both coming and going,Eve.
Never invite me to share your dread again.Anita
Please pre-decease me or I shall go,Adam.
Nobody we grow will love me quite like you,Eliza.
How are flings with you these days?Simon
I took you to be my awful,dreaded husband.I beg your jargon.Chris.
With all my worldly grubs,I thee endow.also my rods and tackle,Jim
Come from the heartache to me,Tom
Loosen up and be fickle in the moonlight.Charles.
I only wanted bliss from you,Was it too rich to detect/?Eve
There’ll be blue words over,the ravines round Dover,Kitty.
Longing to see you or any man with wits and a good appetite,Maria.
Hoping for a response to my email before the end of the world,Phil.
With my tested bad wishes,Anne.
I guarantee you will enjoy me if not yourself,Wendy.
I can’t speak yet but my IQ is 139 in the evening and 189 in the morning.. are you interested in statistics? I think of nothing constantly,Edwina.
For my desert island book I choose the Stanford Guide to Poetics as it is heavy enough to kill a bird..what do you think of us as a couple of nitwits? Jane.
I regret to inform you we have to split as I have become a lesbian over night… I had a dream,Christie.
Will you meet me in the lodge or shall we drown in those ghostly waves?Bill.
Please don’t write a poem as rhymes often cause offence.. and free verse causes havoc in the mind.. mine,that is,Tommy.
If you want to talk please phone somebody,your dear husband Ronnie.
If you are angry,please go out and find another woman.Goodbye,Dorothy.
I never trusted a man before i met you.And I should have stayed that way. but I went mad. yours icily,Tonia.
Why read a dictionary in bed with me?Are you lacking in word power or man power or just crazy? Your wife.
I know you have no feelings but can’t you take degree in acting? Your ex-lover.Jim
Why not just tell me the truth:there is no truth? Yours Enid.
I hate you now but I’m sure it will fade gradually as time goes by,Mia.
Why did you never eat meat on Sundays,bread on Mondays and leather on Tuesdays.. is it a new religion or just madness?love Minette.
Isn’t life overorganic? Ron.
God is not a thing,so the priest said… so he needs no dusting or polishing.. in fact he is completely invisible nowadays,Guthrie.
My analyst is so boring he’s like a dead fish;can I talk to you? Warmly Miriam.
I am feeling over mixed as I fell into the Kenwood Family sized cake makr by chance..I was drunk.Angela…do not bake me tonight.Thank you
Simple and true
Beautiful
Jingting Shan Hill (after Li Po)
Distant birds flying high
the lonely cloud and I drift
watching each other without end
until only the hill remains.
As always, I question my choices. Chinese-Poems.com offered this transliteration of Li Po’s timeless poem:
Crowd birds high fly utmost
Lonely cloud alone go idle
Mutual watch both not tire
Only be Jingting Shan
How to capture the concept of idleness and the meditative quality of the last line (not to mention the piece as a whole)? Ah, decisions, decisions…
Confession: The last line confounded me, so I set the poem aside for a couple of months. Just yesterday I pulled it out and immediately knew what to do. The power of patience…
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With what ceremonial geometry
Could I describe the sympathy of the parts to the whole?
What self can contain the feelings engendered by
the response of the heart of the tree. and my heart,
to the space and light offered
and how the clouds float away on the wind
as I stand ,hand on my throat, gazing;
and the new moon points me out to the sky.
What laughter is there in this moment of dancing?
We see only the stillness
but know while we are turned away
a young girl and an old woman murmur together
as one passes the movement to the other.
Caught in the camera, in a moment of rest,
the tree obeys the law of gravity
before levity arises at the moment we turn away
and the dance goes on and the tree is alive with inner movement
From stan.tan@tandem.com To Mary@tandem.com
Hi Mary,I recollected you are my wife.I do not require a wife who is interested in philosophy but as you are so perfect in all other ways,I guess I can’t throw you over yet.Besides I am 99 next week and probably senile.So just ignore my rude jokes and stupid answers From your adoring husband Stan .. as to what I adore,let’s keep it a secret.
Hi Stan,I can’t remember why the hell I married you as you are the opposite of all i need and desire.Would you mind if my boyfriend moves in.He is doing a D,Phil on Wittgenstein and food so it could be quite stimulating at dinner time.Not that Wittgenstein ate much but Tom had to find a new angle,as it were,on the great man…I also wondered of he could bring in Lacan but as I find him so implacably hostile to understanding i have refused the thoughts.As you and i no longer share a bed,you won’t even notice Tom is with me.. I hope not as men can be very jealous even if they don’t want their wife,they don’t want another man to enjoy her sumptuous appeal.as it were,in a manner of speaking.you get my drift.Well,to cut a long story short i slept with Tom and he smells good…so he;s coming to stay for the weekend.I hope you have done the baking
The Conference is the most boring I’ve ever endured on numbers.Irregular,regular,passive,impassive,neutral,live, it’s not mathematics as I have known it before,more like a tabloid newspaper.Still, it’s probably some post modern slant.. wonder what comes after postmodern… Prefuture? Premature,Pre stupid…
i wonder if I can continue.Please pump up my tyres and clean the computer and I’ll see you Friday as per norm,therm an derm
A hug from your devoted wife,Mary
Hi Stan I have told you all about what I’ve been up to at this Conference on Irregular Numbers,I thought you might like this article on Structuralism I attach to the email along with a photo of Wittgenstein in bed eating a meringue with a cake fork
Love,Mary [your wife]
From stan.tandem@ymail.comb
How delightful to know you are thinking of me today and thank you for taking the time to write to me when you are so very busy.I am also busy right now with the baking but I shall put it somewhere safe and take a look later; however,as I have said before,Structuralism is not something that I have found interesting.. it may even be a very bad destructive development of modern thinking.Since I value your judgment I shall at least read the beginning in case it is presented in a better form than I have seen before….
I care for you,love you.So despite my prejudice I shall not ignore your offering if only to keep you happy
Oh,For God’s sake,let’s top this stupid game and be honest
It’s just crap…and I wonder why you bother with it.Still we can’t all be geniuses l so I suppose I ought to be more patient with you as you have such a sweet smile and singularly
lovely eyes and will do anything I want more or less except sending me photos of yourself in silk lingerie lying on a bed holding a rose between your teeth I am sick of intellectual discussions and wish only to kiss your hands and feet both at once and lick your lips for you and then fall into bed
Who did you say you were?Your tone sounds over familiar
Ever yours,Stan the man
I love you like I’d love a black walnut.
You’re so rare I can’t eat you.
I’ll put you in my pocket
and take you with me
when I go in town
I’ll feel your crinkles and your wrinkles,
But nobody will know.
I love you like I’d love a comice pear.
I’ll put you in a golden bowl.
I’ll let the sun shine on you,
Till you are ripe.
I’ll put you in my bag,
Take you to a meadow of buttercups
And devour you.
And nobody will know.
I love you like I’d love a flower.
I’ll give you my best vase.
I’ll stand it in the window.
Then I’ll look at you all day
With my peripheral and my central vision,
Till your pattern is embedded in my brain.
I’ll sleep well and dream of you all night.
I’ll wake up and remember it all.
And nobody will know.