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From wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minotaur
When you begin to wonder if you are doing ok;
When you want perfection, yet you cannot pray.
Then ask yourself a simple question from my list
Except when you are feeling unusually pissed
Would you teach a fish to climb a tree?
Would you ask advice from a wasp or bee?
I know we’re all different and all the same.
Language is, at most, an ingenious game.
Don’t get lost in puzzles and doubts
Like should you drink brandy or ale and stout…?
Is minus 1 a truly human invention?
Why are our religions full of contention?
Would you teach Su Doku puzzles to your cat?
Would you wear a jellied eel instead of a hat?
Would you buy your clothes from a betting shop?
Would you teach a polar bear how to hop?
The human mind is so strange and wild
We can get entangled and beguiled.
So don’t try to live inside your head
Find a jolly lover then get acquainted in bed.
Algebra is useless for the traumatised..
Abstraction is cute but a tool devised
For creating complex theories to build weapons of war.
What do we think our precious life is for?
If you find you’re lost in a meaningless maze
Hold that little thread and calmly trace your way.
The minotaur’s a fancy,he’s not real.
Fantasy’s an option but how do you feel?
Would you teach a fish to climb a tree
Would you thumb a lift from a honey bee?
Would you boil marmalade on the garden fire?
Would you eat your dinner from a rubber tyre?
Life and ambivalence are a tricky duo.
All of us have thoughts very hard to endure
Are your negative feelings flowing like a sewer?
Leave that comfy sofa and ride your bike.
I won’t buy my groceries from a rat.
I won’t let fleas linger long in my habitat.
I won’t take up running with stilettos on my feet.
But here I come stumbling down your street!