The uppers shop
Show you are the tops.Buy now while all our clothes prices are up by 25%.Hurry as this offer will expire in 48 hours.
Gold watches with platinum straps and diamond winders.Show your superiority and buy today.
Too fashion conscious to wear a watch?Buy your golden iphone here now.Adjusts time automatically.. and why not buy a transparent pouch so everybody can see it as you go about.Warning,bodyguards not supplied.Gold ipads here at 30 % above the price in the High Street
Cashmere suits for sale.Finest fabrics guaranteed to wear out in 6 months.Show your wealth by buying this fabulous fabric today and then every six months for your entire life.
Jeans,dark wash,top designer NUCT label on back pocket and inner groin area.Hurry as we are lowering the prices in September.Already got these?Try our WATT denim ware only just in.Suitable for all genders.And sexually alluring to all even unsexy folk.
Trainers for the strong: platinum coated Wike running shoes with lead in the sole… walk and get stronger.. daily.Price:demanding.
Hats made of silk and embroidered in gold..see here now.Be the most talked about man in the synagogue.. don’t delay.
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