God’s Frozen Peope

I am descended from the Vikings who  conquered Northern Britain… before you attack me,remember we are God’s frozen people.We have no manuscripts as we were all  thick as planks and had no pens or ink… but we did see a lot of burning bushes… we had set fire to them ! And we did hear a voice,calling.

Let my people hoe..

He meant us.So we invented  growing vegetables and hoes for  hours but we never heard his voice again… but we live in  hoe-p!

Of course we are no longer frozen with our heating  etc.. maybe that’s the problem