Day: August 17, 2014

God’s Frozen Peope

I am descended from the Vikings who  conquered Northern Britain… before you attack me,remember we are God’s frozen people.We have no manuscripts as we were all  thick as planks and had no pens or ink… but we did see a lot of burning bushes… we had set fire to them ! And we did hear a voice,calling.

Let my people hoe..

He meant us.So we invented  growing vegetables and hoes for  hours but we never heard his voice again… but we live in  hoe-p!

Of course we are no longer frozen with our heating  etc.. maybe that’s the problem

 

 

Topics for small talk at the bus stop or in the Coffee Shop

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  • -1.What newspaper do you read,i?

    0.Do you have a blog?What about? Why?
    1.The weather [in UK]
    2.Health problems…. or possible ones.
    3.The government and their folly
    4,Your clothes
    5 Recipes.
    6.Light novels you have read.
    7 Stuff from the newspaper
    8.TV if you can get to yourself to watch it.
    9.Your car or bicycle or your  feet.
    10 Your new camera/computer/i pad/u pad/her pad/ur pad/z pad.
    11,interior decor.
    12.Money..the recession and price of food.
    13 Religion
    14.Atheism
    15 Indifference
    16 Is depression an epidemic? Do you worry too much.Or talk too much.
    17 Are your boundaries strong enough? Armed or irrritable?
    18 your sex life or somebody else’s or the lack of
    19,Is pornography responsible for crime?
    20 Crime.
    21 The police
    22 The riots.
    23 The strike planned by teachers
    24 14/12/14
    25 Xmas
    26 Baking.
    27 Xmas presents
    28.Family problems.Madness,joy,humor
    29 People who don’t speak to you or vice versa
    30 Pets

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    31 Breadmakers.
    32.Pop stars
    33 Schools.
    34 Newspaper.
    35 Disabled people’s benefits being cut back.
    36.Should you buy an Amazon Fire?
    37 Are women too like men now?How?
    38.Do you think life was better in the past?Which era?
    39.Do you use a table cloth.
    40.Do you wear a nightie or pyjamas or a night shirt or your underwear in bed and if so why have you picked that one?
    41 Should people wear old clothes at home and only dress nicely if going out?
    42 Why do so many people wear jeans?
    43.Is tencel better than denim for jeans.
    44.Should fat people dress to look thinner or dress how they please?Sent to Siberia
    45.Why David Cameron has no expression on his face… even now!
    46 A and E closures.
    47 Chemotherapy.. when fo you begin?.
    48 Best hairdresser…..
    49 Makeup…?should men wear it
    50.Doctors

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Don’t wear leggings in Iran unless you wear a tunic as well

 

Not having been in places where I might see these clothes I have understood Iran’s problems… where would it end if their women dressed like we do.I am afraid I am very practical and dress for warmth,comfort and colour… besides with my figure I might frighten a donkey especially in the dress.They do say a little black dress is always useful… but this one barely qualifies… might make a good duster!
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I like this outfit.. very chic and colourful.Yes,nice

It’s obvious which look alright.. indeed very attractive.

When could one wear the others

1. Going to buy fruit in the market.
2.Going to school.
3.To a party.
4.Going to a wedding.
Muslim ladies wear trousers for coverage but the parliament in Iran has just realised trousers/leggings can be more revealing then dresses and skirt unless we wear a tunic dress on top.
5.working in a house of ill repute or brothel.
6.Auditioning for King Lear or Macbeth.
7 House cleaning.
8 Giving a lecture on topology.
9.Going ice skating.
10 Entertaining at home.
11 Frightening men off.
12 Visiting a match makers bureau.

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A stunning design a la Nigella with extra spice.This is power dressing if you have the right figure… not that his Lordship would mind even if I did wear it at my current large size… it might serve as a vest or camisole under my other clothes…
Even Mary and Annie would not go out in this.. and Emile will wonder why the lady in it has not enough cash to buy a proper dress…
Not to be worn at a Wedding or Baptism but ok for shopping in Lidl’s.I myself would not be seen dead in it in case it frightened the Vicar.
Don’t wear this if you work in an office… nor in the street trimming the hedge.
There are some very odd clothes being advertised….Make your own by sewing a few dusters together.

Love thy neighbours then choose one

 

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My mother was a lady of skilful wealth
She used to shop in Harrod’s,right from the shelf
She stole China tea as it’s good for the health
Mother had a most peculiar sense of self.

She liked to study the far stars and moon,
So many dark nights were spent in gloom
Yet for her husband it was a sort of boon,
As her presence spread a feeling of deepest doom.

She ran away one day with cunning stealth
Society blamed her diminished sense of self
She’d met a young man whom she called Ralph.
Who gave her many children of whom I’m the twelfth.

So,remember, the moral of my tale is none.
Love thy neighbours,then choose one.
He’ll give you some daughters and some sons
Hence providing happiness for everyone.