I once was employed as a spy
But then I went blind in one eye,,
However they just said,.
Use both ears instead,
I still cannot see but I try,
Later I was employed as a cook
To look up receipts in cookbooks.
But try as I might
Without my eyesight
I saw nothing however long I looked
How my heart sings 
I was once hired as a doctor
I only knew how to drive tractor
That was considered enough reason
To hire me in cold season
I objected to my selection
They threatened me with treason š