More fun and quotes

She’s very naive,you know.
What,you mean she’s a naive artist?
No she’s naive and an artist.
That’s unusual.They seem a cunning lot.
Well,she makes no money from it.
Well,that must be hard these days.She could just boil a kipper
and nail it to a plank and call it “The Crucifixion.”
Hang on a mo,I can’t find my pen.#
It’s here stapled to a plank and labelled “Write you are.”
Can I borrow your pen?
What do you think I am ,naive?Here’s a pencil stub.
Now,what was I going to right down?
Yes,you have gone right down.You’re practically on the sea bed.
Well,better than a bed of nails.
Can you still buy those>
Ask Procrustes at the Acupuncture Centre.
You get total acupuncture with one of those.
Kill or cure.
It’s money I want.
Well., boil two kippers,a tampon and a hanky.
That will be your tea,unless you glue it all together and call it the dilemma of modern womanhood.
What’s the dilemma?
Whether ’tis better to take kippers against a sea of trouble.
I don’t think the herrings will like that.I certainly don’t.
Oh,you one of the herring family,are you?
No,but I’m applying to change my name to Herring Autonomous Blosch.
A bit long to sign your paintings!
It’s cheques I shall be signing.
Here Mister,will you sign my tampon?
Get off with you,not a true fish amongst you.
Fish don’t menstruate.
That’s lucky because how would they…..
No,it goes straight into the bleedin’ sea.
Well,when you see what we’ve put into it,the fish may very well start to menstruate shortly.
Give me that pencil.I see money in this.Mini-tamps for female fish.
But how would you advertise them?
Don’t they have i-phones or i-pods or ITV?
No,only the scales of justice.
I wonder if I could sell them deodorants?
That sounds a bit fishy to me.
Smells a bit fishy too.
Well,back to work.
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