Love my cat


I once fell in love with a cat.
He was sitting right on my doormat.
I loved his big eyes,
And the way they told lies,
So I awarded him my aegrotat.

Wow, this cat has got a degree
In folk  dancing and psychotherapy.
He sits on my knee,
While I drink my tea.
And the best part…he charges no fee!

Doctor Pann

 Please answer my question on what you like on my blog.See my latest post.

I once had a doctor called Pann
 I knew he was   a very kind  man.
He was so intuitive,
He never examined us.
But all his diagnoses still scan!

He used to write poems every night.
Despite having rather weak sight.
He won an award,
For  medical bards.
No wonder his eyes looked so bright.

So I thought I’d write poetry too
Though it’s not always easy to do.
I write every day,
It’s both work and play.
 I’d highly recommend writing to you.

I love a man

I once fell in love with a man.
It’s very hard  to explain,but I can.
He was tall,dark and plain,
And he drove a steam train.
But he would keep on calling me Anne.

I believe it was the name of his ex.
She was blonde and wore very small specs,
So I gave him an ultimatum
Covered in gold plating.
After that it was all kissing and sex.

I want to be more narcissistic,I've fallen in love with my self

I want to be more narcissistic,I’ve fallen in love with  my self

Why not read this poem by a GENIUS?
You have nothing to lose but your Clegg,
Why not read a long writ by a GENIUS
Oh please read me do you want me to beg?

Sorry…broken link!

Blossom

 Sailing through the breezy sky,
Apple blossoms flutter by.
Sparrows twitter  in high trees .
I see more butterflies than bees.

I saw a blue moth touch the leaves,
Through which the sun rays interweave.
Creating multi-patterns new,
Across my  green and golden view.

Time management for writers – or anyone else who wants to do more of what they love | word saucery

Time management for writers – or anyone else who wants to do more of what they love | word saucery: “- Sent using Google Toolbar”

My laryngitis

Oh,Kate has severe laryngitis.
 Even her computer caught a virus.
She’s been on that Dell tech helpline all today.
The problem has been sorted,
Though they don’t know where they
caught it,
So let’s hope it won’t be here  for long today.

Her left hand is numb from holding
The cell phone, while she was scrolling
With the right one,doing what They say.
Hence the complete Thursday blog lack
But tomorrow surely Kate will be back.
For tomorrow is The Royal Wedding Day!