I love a man

I once fell in love with a man.
It’s very hard  to explain,but I can.
He was tall,dark and plain,
And he drove a steam train.
But he would keep on calling me Anne.

I believe it was the name of his ex.
She was blonde and wore very small specs,
So I gave him an ultimatum
Covered in gold plating.
After that it was all kissing and sex.