Riemann's sheep

Riemann had two shaggy sheep.
His wife sold wool to earn her keep.
He designed her knitting patterns,
Whilst she did her lace and tatting.

Thinking of a woman’s shape
Flatland geometry is not great.
So he invented convex geometry,
What a lovely testimony!

Convex geometry’s really nice.
Though sometime it makes me think twice.
The parallel lines on women’s forms
Meet in spots  to which males are drawn.

So do you think God created Woman,
To inspire Man with geometrical cunning?
His hands caress my curving body
Whenever I am feeling ready.

But he does  not do this  out of lust
But to find my geometry, as he must,
Euclid’s ladies were all flat.
Heterosexual,I think not!

So thanks to sheep,Einstein found form,
For General Relativity is  the norm.
Space is curved just like a woman.
Strange no-one  else saw that one coming!