If no-one puts a comment on any thing I’ll have to paint “The Scream numero2” or just scream or moan

Riemann had two shaggy sheep.
His wife sold wool to earn her keep.
He designed her knitting patterns,
Whilst she did her lace and tatting.

Thinking of a woman’s shape
Flatland geometry is not great.
So he invented convex geometry,
What a lovely testimony!

Convex geometry’s really nice.
Though sometime it makes me think twice.
The parallel lines on women’s forms
Meet in spots  to which males are drawn.

So do you think God created Woman,
To inspire Man with geometrical cunning?
His hands caress my curving body
Whenever I am feeling ready.

But he does  not do this  out of lust
But to find my geometry, as he must,
Euclid’s ladies were all flat.
Heterosexual,I think not!

So thanks to sheep,Einstein found form,
For General Relativity is  the norm.
Space is curved just like a woman.
Strange no-one  else saw that one coming!

As I was walking down the street
I heard the bleat of horned sheep.
Oh,please don’t do that trick again
Keep the damned sheep in their pen.

They are not meant to go to town
Even when decked in my best gown.
Window shopping’s not for sheep
And all my money’s mine to keep.

And Cappucino’s not their drink
Even when their fleece is pink.
Cafe Nero is  for me,
It’s not the place for lambs to be!

As for Starbucks,say no more
They don’t like sheep by their front door.
Whatever gave you that idea?

Your thinking  seems quite insincere.

M& S  sell clothes for men
Not coats for sheep from out that pen.
I know you have a loyalty card,
But please let your excess be curbed.

If you must buy new clothes for them
Get them from E bay or Amazon.
I feel so shy and full of qualms
How shall i ever be calm?

I married you not two fat sheep,
And yet with them you want to sleep!
I know they keep us snug and warm,
But they sleep right through my alarm.

I’m always late for work these days,,
And we can’t live without my pay.
So take those sheep back on the moor
And come back here and shut the door