Crutches

I don’t know why you are all so keen to know about how to have sex on crutches.After all,are you actually on crutches?No,so why do you want to know?In fact it’s impossible.That is it.Impossible!It was a joke made when I,myself, was on crutches.If you are in severe pain sex is the last thing you want to engage in.Even if you did the pair of you, each with a pair of crutches will find it hard.so why not let the crutches have sex in the cupboard while you have a chat or write a poem.

 I don’t like crutches and sticks
Or axes and shovels and picks.
So leave me alone
To cry and to moan.
Or I’ll  whack you with one of my bricks!