Please release me

Please release me ,let me go
For I don’t love blogger anymore.
No body ever puts  a comment
So I think I am  most likely going to chuck it.

Many hours I’ve laboured writing here,
And never shed a tear,
But now I can’t go on like this
Is this what a writer’s life is?

I think you are lacking empathy,
 For writers like my self.
Please read all the literature,
For your own mental health.

A scientist at Cambridge Uni
Has done lots of research.
After spending all the money
Empathy’s what they teach.

Limericks about a Toad

We once had a doctor called Toad,
Who painted his patients with woad.
The placebo effect
Had no effect
So he advised them all to download.

He provided talking therapy
I tried but it did no good to me.
My arthritic knees
Seemed to displease.
What sort of a G.P. was he?

Surely a doctor should be indifferent
To what type of symptoms are present?
But he preferred infections
And giving injections
He should have took what he was sent!

Anyway he broke all the rules
Which were plain to the most stupid fool.
So he lost his licence
And had to be silent.
A man is as good as his tools