Heavenly Blogging

There  was a late woman from Devon

Who was blogging when she got to heaven
When God asked her why
She said “though I died,
I still want to keep being lovin’.

The angels like laptop computers
And asked BT for wireless routers,
They need tech support,
So goes the report,
A new career dawns for tech tutors.

Gabriel could sent Mary an email
To fill her in on the detail.
“God has  impregnated you,
I’ll email Joe too,
As we don’t want this venture to fail”