Zero in Hull,please don't read this!

  I’ve had zero page clicks today,
So I am hoping to keep it that way.
I’ll have to write something dull,
About our last trip to Hull.

We crossed on the old Humber Ferry.
The boatman was eager and merry.
Grimsby was covered in fog

Don’t put that bit in the blog

When we got over on the Hull side
The boatman was on the wrong bit of the tide.
So we had to go back to the South.
Across the Humber’s wide mouth.

The second time was alright.
The estuary was a fine sight.
I like being out on the sea.
The salt air is so good for me.

Now we have the  mind shattering construction .
A bridge carries out the Ferry’s function
But I loved the old Boat, with  cars all afloat,
Off to Hull in my thick winter coat.

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