Why not install your own hinterland?

Repairing your looks  for publicity
How to  strangle bad reviewers.
How to startle a  rude crook
Freedom of  Swedes and Turnips in any society.
Writer’s block.The news and the fuse
Why not install your own hinterland?
How to get some free rhymes and white spirits
Dried up? Write a hymn prune.
Sad? Dance the night away.