Vibrators will be persecuted

Reading between the lines yes I have seen the writing on the wall. Why do we have to have all the subterfuge? Can’t you come straight out with it? No I am not on the autistic spectrum so stop trying to test me

Please drop me a few hints before the end of the day but make sure they’re heavy enough to fall right down to the ground

I am not being ironical when I ask you to explain what sarcasm is. No I was being sarcastic when I asked you to explain it was it irony

I have no appetite for food where can I buy some?