Mary and Annie meet
Katherine December 10, 2018
Mary had had coffee with Annie ;now she was eying a snake print pencil skirt in her local department store.Am I a temptress wearing snake skin as it reminds men of Eden and Adam’s sin? Curious how sex was a sin being as that’s how God had made them like that.He must be very naughty himself,she thought
We could have had some other form of reproduction,she told herself.But as we are lazy it would have to be fun.
Come here,Annie, she called.What do you think of this skirt?
No.Mary,it won’t look right on you.You still have an unnatural innocence and simplicity.I think seersucker or gingham dresses in pure cotton are your type of thing.You must be yourself so that a man will not mistake you for a woman of a certain type.
I don’t think they have any gingham,Mary replied calmly.If only I had not been so afraid of that sewing machine,I could make my own.And if a man did that it would be intriguing.
Oh,you would not have hsd the time with your job and the house and Stan, Annie advised her.How about some nice linen shorts?
Shorts! Are you crackers?My knees and thighs are private.
Well.Annie said,I am afraid you skirt is transparent like Princess
Thank God I have 2 pairs of knickers on,Mary chuckled.
I’ve always been bad at checking my clothes.Last week I went to see Vi and my shoes were on the wrong feet.Another time my soles began to disintegrate… a bit like the EU.Stan liked me to wear lovely clothes like blue tights.
Just blue tights?Annie said suspiciously.
Don’t be so pedantic,Mary grinned.I wore a blue dress too and a red cardigan .It’s not for you to ask what I wore in bed.Maybe I wore Laura Ashley mabe I wore a woollen vest
Don’t read Ted Hughes letters.And Sylvia Plath’s journals are even worse.You need some humour and fun.Well do read them but not all day
You can say that again,said Mary.I don’t want Ted Hughes and he’s dead anyway
When does that stop a determined woman?
We shall never know