Thank you for telling me I have won a million pounds.I can’t send money to you as I have no bank account.
And I didn’t buy a ticket
Yes,I was in a crash last week but it was my computer
No, my husband did not take a woman to an hotel last week.His ashes are here
My husband did kill a spider but only because I dropped the urn when dusting
If you were the Tax Office you would speak English.
I did not enter a competition for a 67 inch TV.We use centimetres now
I do not want a visa for the USA.I have no passport.And no money
There was an accident here, you are correct.I trod on a spider and I am still weeping.The spider is too