Don’t be anxious whether you’ll be shot
Take your break in Morecambe with a cat
Do not go to Bethlehem this year
Someone built a wall and we feel scared
Could Jesus and his parents have got out?
Babies cannot climb nor can they shout
Should we go to Rome to see the Pope?
While there’s life, there’s still a hint of hope
Did Jesus really want to start a Church?
Perhaps he wanted rabbits and a hutch
By now the entire world would be full up
Would endearing rabbits interrupt?
Better to play simple in our prayers
Say them daily, don’t get in arrears